Week 1 - "My most common emoji on my phone are the various squares used by Wordle and Connections, because I paste my score daily in a few different chats with friends."
FUCK! Connections! You don't make any sense.
FUCK! Connections! Your clues are really dense.
FUCK! Connections! I hate your stupid "jokes".
FUCK! Connections! Your existence is revoked.
I don't think that you're clever,
I don't think that you're smart.
You're breaking your own contract from the
very fucking start.
You think it's misdirection when it's
just a lazy trick.
I think that maybe it is time
TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK!
FUCK! Connections! You don't make any sense.
FUCK! Connections! Your clues are really dense.
FUCK! Connections! You really are a bore.
FUCK! Connections! I’ll never get all four!
*spoken/screamed*
But seriously you can't just make up a category like woodwind instruments and then FOUR OF THEM ARE ACTUAL *REED* INSTRUMENTS WHICH IS A *SUBSET* OF WOODWIND INSTRUMENTS BUT ONE OF THEM ISN'T THE MATCH!!! THAT'S JUST BULLSHIT!!!!
Oh, oh yeah, and so one day, they did the NAMES of mahjong tiles and like, alright, I guess I can kinda see it... although I bet a lot of people are like me and only know the pictograms and not the names, but like... GET! THIS! It wasn't even purple! IT WASN'T EVEN PURPLE!
Like, seriously, how was I supposed to fucking get that?!?!
IN CONCLUSION:
FUCK! Connections! You don't make any sense.
FUCK! Connections! Your clues are really dense.
FUCK! Connections! You're too late to be saved,
FUCK! Connections! I'm pissing on your grave!
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